Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.
My name's: Jess; Jessie; or Tabbage.
I live in Sunderland.
I play the guitar and ukulele.
Part of the Parafamily:3.
Loves: Paramore, Comics + Superheroes, photography, Rizzoli & Isles (I ship Rizzles insanely hard) Mumford & Sons, All Time Low, You Me At Six, Jazz, Soul, Jason Mraz, Bon Iver, Escape The Fate, Panic! At The Disco, Harry Potter, Doctor Who (Christopher Eccleston was an amazing doctor and Karen Gillan is just too beautiful for words), Animals, Glee, Skins, Skullduggery Pleasant, Stephen Fry, Miranda Hart, Julia Nunes, Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Lily Loveless, Kathryn Prescott, Julianne Moore, Hannibal Lecter, and intellectual conversation which eventually leads to immature slur and so many more things I don't think I can fit them all on :3
If you want to know more just ask.